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The Neon Movie Bunker

May 18, 2022

Is it time? To floss? No, it is not. It is, in fact, time for a new episode. This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Firestarter" and "The Sadness"! So please, give a listen (perhaps while flossing). Nice. Fine example for healthcare workers. Still, I suppose smoking serves a purpose. Thins the herd. Weeds out the stupid.


May 12, 2022

Lo, the seven thunders uttered and spake into existence a new episode! This week, El'Ahrai and John are here to bring you reviews of "The Bad Guys" and "Clean"! So listen and enjoy! I pity your wife if you think six minutes is forever.


May 4, 2022

800 is a big number. Just sayin'. This week, John and El'Ahrai are here to review "Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness" and "Love Cut"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "The Ravine" director Keoni Waxman! Doesn't that seem fantastic? Relax, old friend. If they assassinate me, all of...


Apr 27, 2022

One away from a milestone, El'Ahrai and John are back with a hot new episode! This week, they review "The Northman" and "The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent"! Doesn't that sound great? Well? Doesn't it? Aw, you don't know. I look in the mirror and the only thing I recognize, are these eyes. In this old man's face....


Apr 20, 2022

Hello, all. It's time for another episode! This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Dual" and "They Look Like People"! Doesn't that sound like fun? Well, doesn't it? Eh, you don't know. The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.