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The Neon Movie Bunker

Apr 27, 2022

One away from a milestone, El'Ahrai and John are back with a hot new episode! This week, they review "The Northman" and "The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent"! Doesn't that sound great? Well? Doesn't it? Aw, you don't know. I look in the mirror and the only thing I recognize, are these eyes. In this old man's face....

Apr 20, 2022

Hello, all. It's time for another episode! This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Dual" and "They Look Like People"! Doesn't that sound like fun? Well, doesn't it? Eh, you don't know. The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

Apr 13, 2022

The boys are back again with a new episode! This week, El'Ahrai and John bring reviews of "Everything Everywhere All At Once" and "Premutos: The Fallen Angel"! Also stuff, and things. Oh, oh, oh. Come right in. Don't let the fact that my door's closed dissuade you in any way from entering my office.

Apr 6, 2022

The Oscars are over, so it's time to move on. This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Morbius" and "The Business of Birth Control". Plus more of the bits that you love so much. That's very eloquent. I can't argue against anything you're saying. But then again, I don't have to, 'cause you're 12 years old.